And what about the Amish?

An Amish girl tells her mom that her hands are extremely cold. Her mother suggests putting them between her legs to warm them up. "It works!"

The next day, her Amish boyfriend says his hands are cold. So, following her mother's advice, she tells him to put them between her legs. He does and it works! With a smile on his face he says, "my penis is cold and needs warmed up?"

After about an hour, the girl goes home and says,''Hey mom, do you know what a penis is?'' "Yes," replies her mother. "Well" says the girl, ''Did you know they're really messy when they thaw out?"