Military Life?

A new Iranian Army Captain is assigned to a Revolutionary Guard unit in an extremely remote post near the Iraq border.

During his first inspection, he notices a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why this animal is kept there...

"Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "As you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have...m-m-m...urges. That's why we have the camel sir."

The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the same Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he directs the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants and proceeds to have wild, insane sex with the camel.

When he finishes, he asks the First Sergeant, "is that how the men usually do it?"

"Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replies,"they usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are..."