Love & Marriage?

Two American tourists (maybe C.I.A. agents), a man and his wife are traveling somewhere in the Middle East (maybe Egypt). In a crowded market, a short Arab approaches the husband and whispers, "I'll give you 100 camels for your woman."

After a long pause, the husband softly replies, "She's not for sale."

Looking at her husband, the indignant wife says, "What took you so %$#% long to answer?"

"Well", says the husband "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back to the States."