Saturday, November 7, 2009

Keeping up with the Joneses?

Two neighbors, John and Sam, are always trying to one up one another...

One summer day, John looks over the fence and spies Sam's wife, naked, watering the garden. When Sam arrives home from work, John brags to him about viewing his wife completely naked.

Sam decides to get some revenge. So that night, he slowly creeps over to John's yard and catches sight of John's wife performing oral sex.

The next day, Sam approaches John at the mailbox. "Hey, I saw your wife performing oral sex on you last night."

"Ha ha, the joke's on you," John says, "I wasn't even home last night!"

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